Foreword: Before a word of this is read or even written, it must be said that I have not seen or heard anything of the Cats Broadway play. Afterwards, I have seen few snippets of videos of the musical online to gain some meager insight into the play. I also viewed this under slight intoxication and in a small group of friends. I feel that this did not greatly effect my analysis of the movie, but is worth note. I am also no expert in any shape or form. This constitutes my opinion and will steer away from more explicit conversations on aspects of film-making, such as animation and many more technical aspects.
Cats is a movie that is flawed at its core. The common criticism of CGI is well worth exploring, however, it is not the only shortfall of the film. With flawless CGI, great costumes, or a non-nightmare inducing design, the story and the writing still fall well short of any mark set. That is the plot is non-existent, and the dialogue is confusing at best, and utterly pointless at worst. The lack of backstory and expository dialogue is completely alienating to an audience that does not understand what precisely is occurring within the plot.
The film opens with the main character Victoria (Francesca Hayward) being abandoned by her human owner, the only human vaguely seen in the film. After a rough looking fall in a sack that leaves you wondering if the cat inside is still alive, other cats that have previously been kept in the shadows creep towards the writhing sack. These designs were given the reverence that they deserved, that being cats from a strange horror movie. They are kept in shadows, the first song is set largely in a graveyard with long shadows and dim, silvery moonlight, and the cats sing in low whispered tones. The human hands are incredibly disturbing, and the song has some questionable subject matter.
The song is about the naming of cats, where it is explained that a cat has three names. The greatest sin that this song commits is not its own, simply that the naming idea is brought up in the first song, ignored for the entirety of the film and is heavily featured in the final monologue performed by Old Deuteronomy (Dame Judi Dench). The first song describes the three different names that a cat has. The first is the most straight forward: it is the name that we as humans give to our pets. The question posed by this is if stray cats have this name as well. Most of the cats in this film are portrayed as wild alley cats, which at least some must have not been named by humans. But the song makes the three naming structure of cats seem universal as “…I tell you a cat must have three different names…” (Munkustrap (Robbie Fairchild) explains to Victoria in The Naming of Cats). Do cats not actually require three names? What exactly do these other names represent? The only difference between two of the names is the strangeness of them, like Victoria compared to Munkustrap etc. What does that mean? These questions are left unanswered, which would not be a large problem, except that a large amount of the final monologue that sums up the movie implies that we the audience have learned something about the naming of cats. As a quirky way to introduce the cats of the movie and the unusual names that many of them possess, it can work well (besides the terrifying effect of the chant-singing, setting and character designs), but the final monologue ruins this song by burdening it and the rest of the film with more meaning.
This song is quickly transitioned to the song about the character Jennyanydots (Rebel Wilson). The song is about her being an “Old Gumbie Cat” and about her past time of training mice and cockroaches to dance and play music. Cats, having the luxury of being a musical about talking cats performing to ascend to something called the Heaviside Layer, means that the film has little problem with the suspension of disbelief. Having an overweight, lazy cat that trains musical prey items is totally believable in this world. The way that the song is introduced, by Munkustrap singing his praises of Jennyanydots as his “Gumbie cat in mind”. In the moment, especially after the introduction of the Jellicle Ball, I assumed that cats needed to be volunteered forward by other cats, and that a Gumbie cat was the name of these Heaviside hopefulls. This is not the case, and it might be my own bad intuitions, but there is a total lack of story logic in this musical moment.
Character and story logic is very different from logic within the movie’s own universe. As mentioned before, the subject matter of this song is wholly believable and there is not a moment where an audience member would think that this song would not occur in this universe. But what purpose does this song serve in the plot? Jennyanydots is a side character, or secondary character at best. She sings this song, gets kidnapped by Macavity (Idris Elba), and fights two captor cats before disappearing from the film. The reincorporation of her fur suit, however traumatizing that visual was, was a nice call back, but after this fight none of the cats make a return (something that will be addressed towards the end). I personally believe that an introduction to Mistoffelees (Laurie Davidson) would have been much more worth while and important. Magical Mr. Mistoffelees is a main character, the love interest in the end for Victoria (our main character) and struggles with his magical abilities in his own song much later in the film. I think a major introduction to this character would have greatly influenced his impact on the story.
Leaving my head’s fantasy of a good movie coming from this, we are brought to the song from the Rum Tum Tugger (Jason Derulo). This song interrupts the largely pointless song from Jennyanydots to the totally aimless The Rum Tum Tugger. He is, indeed, a “curious cat”, in the fact that, at least in the movie, he has no purpose to the plot. His song is an amusing look into the more frustrating aspects of a cat’s personality, like always being on the wrong side of every closed door or the excessive pickiness of his eating habits. Unfortunately, this character work is wasted on a character that can be found in the background and periphery of the movie and makes no direct impact on the story. His song is dripping with machismo and sex appeal, but especially with Munkustrap making bedroom eyes to most cats, it is mostly unneeded. Macavity even appears to Tugger in the movie but does not take him away, like he did with Jennyanydots. I interpolate this as the Rum Tum Tugger does not want to compete at the Jellicle Ball, since he loves his life so much that he does not want to change it. However, this is never explained to the audience. Not just his motivations (which should be left to interpretation for audiences), but if he has actually entered the Ball or not. Do the cats need to be previously entered to win? The decision at the end of the Ball suggests no, but we are never told. This is one of the smaller questions that all compile into a completely alienating experience.
The Rum Tum Tugger is interrupted by the appearance of Grizabella (Jennifer Hudson), who is shunned by all the other cats. Its explained that she used to be the Glamour Cat, but is now nappy and wanders the streets alone. It is mentioned in one line that she went with Macavity, but in what specific way we are not told. This coupled with the vagueness of Macavity in the story up to this point makes the other cats’ hatred of Grizabella confusing and something that the audience must just accept. This is fine in the moment, but Memories (besides an emotional performance from Hudson) gains its power from you caring of Grizabella’s plight. However, this song and her being kicked out of the Jellicle Ball are the only interactions that we as audience members have with her. And the crimes of Macavity are even vaguer, to the point that we do not know what he is. Is he a sort of evil gang leader and Grizabella is a member of this gang? Kind of. Macavity does have his gang of henchmen, but him and Grizabella are never seen interacting in the film. Did she run out of usefulness in Macavity’s posse? Did Grizabella see the depravity of Macavity and left his group, only to be shunned by the rest of the cats? We will never know.
This is followed by the introduction, and subsequent kidnapping of Bustopher Jones (James Corden). The song, like the ones before it, serves the purpose of introducing another minor character. He serves a small part of the inconsequential feeling fight at the end of the movie, and that is pretty much it. One major complaint is the fact that he mentions that he is self-conscious about his weight, in the middle of a song about his eating habits and weight. In the musical, this song (along with others) is sung by a different cat than its subject matter. It still would not make much more sense, as Bustopher would not appreciate a whole song being sung to him about his weight, but would be slightly more believable.
This would be a good time to discuss the humor used in the movie. This musical is similar to Tom Hooper’s last musical movie, Les Miserables, in which a vast majority of the dialogue in this film is sung. So whenever a character in the film stops singing to talk in strictly spoken dialogue, it feels out of place. Bustopher Jones interrupts his own song when a small cat cannot launch him into a garbage can, to spend a minute berating the cat. I find that musical moments are all about momentum and this moment completely takes the momentum out of the song, and the second half of the song does not have the momentum needed to continue. This is magnified as the audience discovers that everything so far in the movie is introducing characters that are not very important in the story. Jennyanydots does this in the Rum Tum Tugger song as well and it falls just as flat. Cats is not a strict comedy, and the comedy works best as integrated into the musical numbers, such as some lines in the Rum Tum Tugger song and the later Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer song. These songs are examples of comedy well integrated into the musical’s universe and flows well in the story. The jealous Jennyanydots joke and the fat Bustopher Jones jokes are far too long and do not work in the context of the musical. Bustopher has a better example of a joke like this during the song sung by Growltiger (Ray Winstone), when he questions Growltiger’s slant rhyming of the word Thames. It is much shorter than the previous two jokes and makes fun of the musical format and some of the hoops lyric writers must jump through to rhyme plot points. This joke is not extremely unique, but it was executed far better than the first ones.
Macavity then appears at the end of the song sung by Bustopher Jones, tempts him with a large can of garbage, in which Bustopher jumps into and down a tube that takes him to a boat on the Thames. This would be a good time to discuss Macavity’s magical powers. As this movie has a strange hatred of exposition and backstory, the origin, extent and strength of Macavity’s powers are unexplained. The unexplained origin of the magical abilities is acceptable, except when it becomes a major plot point. The first time we see Macavity teleport a cat away to his barge on the Thames, he physically touches Jennyanydots. Then, Bustopher Jones is teleported through a garbage can to the barge, with no physical contact from Macavity. Later in the film, Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat (Steven McRae), taps a long, impressive spin which leads to him flying into the air and being teleported away, presumably by Macavity but we are not sure. As far as I know, Macavity was not even present in the scene. The only time that we have seen cats being teleported was due to Macavity, so we can assume it was due to him. But Old Deuteronomy is later shown teleporting up the Heaviside staircase to stop Macavity. So do all cats have this teleporting ability? Is it only certain cats that can do this? How do we know what cats can and cannot teleport? Later, Macavity steals Old Deuteronomy and is about to push her off the plank into the Thames, and Magical Mr. Mistoffelees is tasked with bringing her back. His characterization is so weak in this movie that his nervousness in performing his song was interpreted strangely. Was Mr. Mistoffelees really magical? I thought his apprehension was due to his actual lack of real magical abilities. Every magic trick performed by him could be seen as slight of hand, like real life “magic”, but it is implied he actually brought Old Deuteronomy back but that that action was shown off screen. Did Mr. Mistoffelees bring back Old Deuteronomy using his magic? Why could Old Deuteronomy just immediately teleport away from the barge?
After Macavity kidnaps Bustopher Jones and scares the rest of the cats off, Victoria is whisked away by Mungojerrie (Danny Collins) and Rumpleteazer (Naoimh Morgan), two rascal cats who break into homes to wreck havoc for fun. This is one of the most fun musical moments in the film, as it really takes advantage of the large background sets and has a stronger sense of fun than the other songs before. This song, however is ruined by the growing realization that this is all that the movie is, musical numbers that introduce cats that have very small part after their own song. This is the moment in the film where they have spent so much time introducing cats that you begin to realize that this is the whole movie. Filler songs that do not move forward the plot in any way.
Just think about what the plot of the movie is up to this point. Victoria is abandoned and introduced to the Jellicle Cats and the Jellicle Ball. She has since been introduced to multiple cats that might be contestants for the Jellicle Ball, which has not been fully explained at all. It can be assumed Jennyanydots and Bustopher Jones are both going to apply to go to the Heaviside layer, hence why Macavity kidnaps them. Macavity does not kidnap The Rum Tum Tugger, and later, when Macavity makes his claim as the sole contestant The Rum Tum Tugger is not a factor. This is simply confusing because all the other cats that have had individual songs previous and after are seen to be cats that are in the Jellicle Ball, but it seems The Rum Tum Tugger was not a cat entered in the Jellicle Ball. At first I tried to rationalize that The Rum Tum Tugger did not want to be reborn, as that is the one thing somewhat concretely explained about the Jellicle Ball. But that does not seem to make sense, since each cat that appears in the movie that is applying for a new life from the Heaviside layer seems to greatly enjoy their life. There is no complaints from Jennyanydots about her life of teaching mice and cockroaches to dance, and Bustopher Jones seems quite content to eat all the different delicacies from garbage cans around the alley. There are a few misgivings about his weight in a momentum killing joke in his song, but it does not seem to carry enough weight to change his life and be reborn as a different cat.
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer eventually alert a dog in the house they are rampaging about in, and leave a trapped Victoria to be mauled by a dog. This is a nice little foreshadowing of their eventual betrayal of the other Jellicle Cats to Macavity, but that is a small moment of betrayal that does not seem to have much impact on the story or the viewpoints of the cats on Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer. But that is something for later. Victoria is rescued by a clumsy Mistoffelees in a moment that strengthens their relationship and cements Mistoffelees as one of the main characters. But I feel that if Mistoffelees’ character was established stronger before his rescue, this moment would have more impact on the audience. He is described as a timid and shy cat in articles about the musical, and his actions later in the movie strengthen that. But at this point, we as an audience do not necessarily know this. If a scene that truly established Mistoffelees’ shyness existed before this, then we as an audience would fully understand what he is doing in this scene. Rescuing Victoria from the dog is not a timid act, so Mistoffelees is going against his character to rescue her. This shows how much he cares for Victoria in this short time and gives his romantic feelings and their overall romantic relationship more weight.
After this, Victoria is told that Old Deuteronomy is about to arrive and the Jellicle Ball is about to begin. Old Deuteronomy is shown to slowly walk down the misty alley towards all the cats from who knows where. It is not a big complaint, and isn’t necessarily a problem. Old Deuteronomy is treated as an almost mythological figure, so the mysteries of her character and where she comes from adds to the character. However, among all the other vagueries and confusion in the movie beforehand, it just adds to the confusion.
Old Deuteronomy hobbles up the steps and leads all of the cats into the old theatre to begin the Ball. For a long time in the film there is not much to talk about. There is a lot of dancing and not much story. The dancing and choreography is impressive, but I cannot help but feel that this would be much more impressive live on stage, without cuts and awkward CGI. The most that happens is that Grizabella sneaks into the ball, only to hissed away by other cats. Victoria witnesses this and goes out to comfort the fleeing Grizabella. She sings the only original song in the film, Beautiful Ghosts which was written by Taylor Swift and Andrew Lloyd Webber. I was pleasantly surprised in the original song as it was integrated extremely well and the only reason I knew it was the original song was due to the credits at the end of the film.
Then we are introduced to Gus the Theatre Cat (Sir Ian McKellen), an old cat that used to play at all the best theatres. McKellen’s performance, however endearing I personally found it, raises more questions about the way that these cats move and their relationships to real life cats. As far as I can remember, Gus is the only cat that meows in the movie, he laps up milk like a cat does, and sometimes moves around in a cat-like manner (in a more attractive way than the cats slink around in the opening of the movie). But it puts into question why sometimes the characters move around like real life cats, and sometimes they walk around like humans. I think that if the cats moved more cat-like in the non-musical moments, and were totally human in their movements in the musical moments would have been less strange. Strict rules always helps the audience understand what is happening in the film, even if these rules are not stated or make logical sense. The cats in this film do not have rules to their cat-like behavior or the magic that some of them seem to possess, or the rules are not accurately conveyed to the audience.
Next up is the rapid fire introductions of Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat and Bombalurina (Taylor Swift) comes next. Skimbleshanks tap dances us through a day in his life working at the railway, before spinning into the air and teleporting out of the movie. Bombalurina descends on a crescent moon, that seemingly comes out of nowhere in the film, and drugs the Jellicle Ball with the help of Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer. This seems like those two cats would have a negative relationship with the other Jellicle cats for siding with Macavity, but no such backlash exists.
Macavity then appears, and makes his claim for the trip to the Heaviside Layer. Old Deuteronomy refuses, and claims that she chooses the cat whose deserves it most. Upon hearing this, Macavity steals Old Deuteronomy, leaving the remaining Jellicle cats drugged and leader-less. Previous to this, Old Deuteronomy teleports to Macavity to stop him from climbing the staircase towards the Heaviside Layer, so it is confusing as to why Old Deuteronomy does not teleport away from Macavity’s barge as he is threatening her to walk the plank.
The Jellicle cats are distraught, but Victoria has an idea. Mr. Mistoffelees is a magical cat, so maybe he can magic Old Deuteronomy back. But Mr. Mistoffelees is rather nervous about the idea, and needs encouragement from the other cats to attempt his magic. This, unfortunately, is not clearly explained to the audience. Everyone I was with was convinced that Mr. Mistoffelees was not actually magical, just using sleight of hand tricks like real life magicians. However, I believe that this was Mr. Mistoffelees being stage shy, and nervous about performing in front of the other Jellicle cats, something not strongly conveyed through the whole movie. He seemed to dance and sing with the rest of them previously, and had shown no previous shyness.
He attempts to bring back Old Deuteronomy back many times throughout his song, but fails every time. The song dies down, before a new voice sings from behind the rest of the cats. Its Old Deuteronomy, back without explanation. Did Mr. Mistoffelees bring her back? Did she teleport herself back? I do not know.
Grizabella is then ushered into the hall and performs the big emotional finale, Memories. Jennifer Hudson gives a vocal performance that this movie does not deserve, and is chosen to rise to the Heaviside Layer. But, unlike the staircase Macavity attempted to climb, she is transported by hot air balloon. This is fortunate for Macavity, who appears on the roof and grabs a loose rope in an attempt to reach the Heaviside Layer. But Macavity cannot hold on, and he falls and is stranded on a tall statue. Why he cannot safely teleport away, I do not know.
During this, the kidnapped cats escape and fight off Growltiger, but this has no impact on the story and the characters do not return, because thankfully we are at the end of the film.
Old Deuteronomy performs a long monologue about how cats are not dogs, and she hopes that we learn something about the unknowable naming of cats. Not only is the naming of cats not been mentioned since the opening, and she states no new information on the subject. And with Judi Dench’s distinctly human hand squarely in frame, the film ends.
Conclusion
Cats is a truly horrible film, which is aimless, pointless, ugly and confusing. However, it has one saving grace, and its not what you think. It is the animation. It looks awful, and it seems like three quarters into the movie they had given up on animating everything, as Mr. Mistoffelees has completely human hands during his song, and Judi Dench has little to no fur on her face and neck during the final monologue of the film. I know that the only reason we had seen the film was to see how bad the animation was, and I’m sure we were not the only ones. Without that horrible animation, the movie would be just boringly aimless and bad. However the animation elevates it into something interestingly bad to watch. And interestingly bad is better than simply confusingly bad.